So... remember my last blog when I was saying how hot it is? Well I guess old Mother Nature played a quick one on me, because I woke to a huge crash of thunder, looked out my window and saw hell breaking loose outside. It was windy and rainy and thundery and lightningy. It was crazy!
For those who are not meteorologists, let me explain to you in real life terms. You see Hot air, much like the air that's around Toronto, is like the Bloods. And the cold air, represents the Crypts. When the Bloods bad Crypts meet in the sky, they kick they shit out each other.
It was so bad that at one point I had to shut my window I was peaking out of, because it was raining and hailing so hard water was getting past the screen and leaking onto my floor. There was so much thunder happening, that even AC/DC was like, okay, just what the fuck is goin' on here?!
And then? Peace. She all blew over in a matter of about 20 minutes. Somebody has won the evil gang war in the sky.
During the battle, I went onto the Weather Networks web page just to see if I was going to die or not, and they said Toronto was experiencing a 'Light Thundershower'
Excuse me? Light thundershower? I'm sorry, no. Death is falling from the sky and you call it a light thundershower? Yeah, and I'm going to the dentist to have a "light root canal" I'll catch up with you guys in a bit.
Good news is I lived. I gotta go while I can still swim down Queen street to get some breakfast.
Loooove you.
Stay tuned, more to come.
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