German 101

I really just make up the title as I go.

HI EVERYONE!

Life in TO is continuing as expected.

My Toronto Maple Leafs have started the seasons with seven losses. The Toronto Blue Jays absolutely shit the bed as soon as I moved here, and finished why back in the division despite a great start. The Toronto Argonauts are in dead last in the CFL and were officially eliminated from playoff contention for the second straight year after Friday's loss. The Toronto Raptors missed the playoffs last year for the 12th time in 14 years, and will most likely lose their best player (Chris Bosh) as we has expressed interest in 'testing the market' (aka getting the fuck out of dodge) Toronto also has a pro soccer team.. buuuut nobody really likes soccer anyways.

Yes, times are rough in the early fall, here in Toronto. Everything we do, we fail. The god damned trees even are shedding their leaves. We are loosing sunlight and warm weather as the days go on. We can't win.

Yet, today I walked around the City wearing my beautiful custom made Doug Gilmour maple leafs jersey. I won't let all this negativity get me down. No way. I wear my jersey with pride. It will take more then a few bad games to get me to throw my jersey away for the season. I don't care if my team is 0-7 or 7-0, they are still my team. Sure I heard "LEAFS SUCK!" a few times. Thanks for that by the way. Why must people always bring others down? It's times like this that make it tough to be a fan, but I ain't giving up that easy.

I suppose I was 'heckled' today. I better get used to that if I want to do stand up. I'm sure people can say a lot worse things than Leafs Suck while I'm on stage. I'm sure it will be tough, but I can't let them win. I Must Rise Above! I Must Survive! I Must Thrive!


So tell me, what's the worst thing you could yell at me while I'm on stage?