Friday night and it feels alright.

The party is here on the west side.

Hey guys,

Just got home from work. Thought I would write a little before I try and sleep.

It has been blazing hot in Toronto. I talked to my mother a few days ago. She said it was 12 degrees and raining in Victoria. I said it was 36 degrees and not even close to raining in Toronto.

It was literally three times hotter in Toronto then in Victoria. That's nuts man. Granted the 36 was factoring in the humidity, which is the worst gift god ever gave us. It was actually only a nippy 31 degrees with out it.

Nippy is the greatest word god ever gave us.

I would honestly prefer the 12 degrees and raining over the 36 muggy. That's what growing up on Vancouver Island will do to a boy.

I don't believe in god. I think George Carlin summed it up the best. I used to be religious, until I reached the age of reason.

Don't mean to offend. Just sayin.

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I have received many comments on the blog since I started up again. I really didn't know how many people read this freaking thing. I guess its a little daunting now, knowing that I am being read. I often right whats on my mind (kinda like that god bit), and I guess I do get personal at times (kinda like my last blog bit). I just open up the page and start typing. It's rough and its raw. I don't often think of who will read it. I really don't tell a lot of people about it either, most of my followers are from my friends speaking so highly of me. So a big thank you to them, and to you.

I as have said many times, I hope to keep it going this time!

And now its time for another episode of Deep Thoughts, with Jack Handey.

To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?,' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'

I have decided to commit to one or more of my comedy ideas. I have many. They range from stand up, to theatre, to (yes more) improv, to my own youtube show. I am not sure which one I'll go with yet. The youtube show pretty much stems from this blog. I have several general concepts for the show, but haven't really nailed anything down. It could be as easy as me reading news stories for 5 minutes.

Did I mention it was hot?

We have a giant AC outdoor unit with huge fans on our patio. Problem is it's not for us. Its for the barber shop below us. Biggest tease every. I can hear the fans turn on from my bedroom. I have poor mans AC. A window and shitty fan from walmart.

Ryan Conway is a great man. Just sayin.

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QUESTION OF THE DAY!!

If you could live in any city in the whole entire world, which one would it be and why?