Thursday, January 13, 2011

Oh my god

Ok... So I have some explaining to do.

But first we must do a quick Q and A to answer your questions!

Q: WHY did you STOP blogging

A: Well, that is a long story. I guess you could say I have been a little 'lost' over that last while. I have indeed been battling a pretty bad case of 'depression'. On the bright side, my love for writing and comedy had not been damaged!

Q: Seriously, WHY did you stop writing???

A: I'm not really sure. Without going into too much detail, I just simply lost the desire to do ANYTHING let alone write. One of the key elements to my recovery is to go back and start the same things that made me happy before. This was one of them.

Q: Ok ok, we've heard this story before.... but how long will you be back this TIME??

A: Well, I can't answer that. Ideally I would like to write Every day. So we'll see how that goes. A wise couple told me to try and write everyday, even if its just "today is shitty". So be warned, some blogs may be lame. My bad.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes you get the shitty flavoured toffee one and you wish you never had the chocolates to begin with. It is easy to get discouraged and throw the chocolates away. But then you realize that not all the chocolates are bad. In fact, some are rather quite tasty. Over time you adapt, remove the shitty ones and just focus on the good ones.

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I'm sure some people out there is this world have battled depression and anxiety like myself. Its not an easy thing to go through. But thanks to love the support of some really amazing family members and friends, I feel I am on the right track.

I really don't want to talk too much about it, because that is not what this blog is about. I have had many people tell me how much they love my blog here, and I just want to you know the reason I have been unable to keep it going.

I will tell you one thing. I will not quit. The fight must go on! Finally I am starting to feel the battle is going my way.

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LESS SAD MORE FUNNY

I was at subway recently, I asked the girl to cut my sub the old way. The V shape way instead of the slice in the middle. She looked at me and said.

I can't.

Pardon? You can't? Really? I'm pretty sure you CAN, you have the ability, you just don't want to. I asked her to pass me the bread and knife over, I'll do it myself.

I can't do that either sir.

I know one thing she can do, and that is be a bitch.

MORE TO COME, TELL YOUR FRIENDS, ALERT THE PRESS AND LOCAL AUTHORITIES

DA BLOG IS BACK!!!!!

2 comments:

Gavin said...

Glad to see the blog back up and running you glorious bastard!

Saw this the other day and thought of you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CefajJzKpKA

Don T. said...

Reminds me of a recent hotel stay. Near the end, I went to the desk to state that I'd like to stay 2 more nights. I tried as hard as I could to just get them to extend but too no avail. The present "contract" had to run out and a "new" one had to be drawn up - more paper work and time I'll never get back.....