My name is Brad MacDougall, and I want to me a funny man.
Monday, August 31, 2009
quick plug
Hey
In Plain View has a myspace now. My good friends Grant and Adrian make up the band.
Check them out.
http://www.myspace.com/inplainviewmusic
2 comments:
Don T.
said...
THINKING OF YOU BRAD .....
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
-I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
- Bad decisions make good stories.
-If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
-There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
-Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
-I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my butt everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds,eyes closed, first time every time...
-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
Hello from Inverness, Scotland. I'm in a laundromat waiting for my clothes to dry. I couldn't resist a chance to say hi. It's been great here - beer, weather, scotch, people, wine, countryside, and scotch liquers and especially the food !! So far we've been in Edinborgh and Inverness and areas around and in between. We've had lots of laughs. Ask dtuff about burning his butt in the bathroom!! See you soon...take care.
2 comments:
THINKING OF YOU BRAD .....
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
-I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
- Bad decisions make good stories.
-If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
-There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
-Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
-I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my butt everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds,eyes closed, first time every time...
-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
-I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
Hello from Inverness, Scotland. I'm in a laundromat waiting for my clothes to dry. I couldn't resist a chance to say hi. It's been great here - beer, weather, scotch, people, wine, countryside, and scotch liquers and especially the food !! So far we've been in Edinborgh and Inverness and areas around and in between. We've had lots of laughs. Ask dtuff about burning his butt in the bathroom!!
See you soon...take care.
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